a mexican and a negro are in a car , whos driving?

the police of course!

what do u call a coon in a suit? the defendant

what does the coon get for christmas? your bike

why did the jews roam the desert for a hundred years? they were told someone dropped a penny

And I was looking for some good jokes...LOL

yeah sorry

i appologize for  being so lame guys

anyway hwo does a negro know shes pregnant? when she pulls her tampon the cottons picked

HA Ha the tampon one was funny!!

What's the difference between a dead dog on the road and a dead coon?

Skid marks in front of the car!

How do you get a coon out of a tree?

Cut the rope.

Why do coons smell?

So blind people can hate them to!

Why do coons have flat noses?

Thats where God put his foot when he was pulling off the tail.

Why do Jews have big noses?

Free Air.

whats the difference between a jew and a canoe? a canoe tips

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza?

A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven

why did the negro cross the road? he still had his dick in the chicken

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling?

Cause nobodys told him he's black.

Why does Alabama have negros and Califorinia have earthquakes?

California got 1st choice!

What do you do if you run over a negro?

Reverse.

Why do negros call white folk Honkeys?

It the last sound they hear before the car hits them...hehehheheeee