1.) How do you get a negro to shutup?
Spit on his lips and stick him to the window.
2.) How do you get a negro to stop jumping on the bed?
Stick velcro on the ceiling.
3.) A white man is out hunting for a new brain. So he goes to this store and ask the manager for a new brain. Manager says i have a nigger,a mexican,and an asian brain forsale. Man says how much for the asian brain? Manager says $100. Man says why so cheap? His brain is used up. man says how much for the mexican? manager says $200. man says why so cheap? manager says his brain is used up to. Man ask the manager for the price on the negro,manager says $600. Man looks at him funny and says why so much? Manager says his brains hardly used.
4) if you sit on the T.V. and watch the coach!
You might be a nigger!
5.) what do you call a white man surrounded by a hundred negros
Warden!
6.)What do you call a negro at the abortion clinic?
Birth control!
7.) how do you save a negro from drowning?
take your boot off his head!
8.)Did you here michael jackson had food poisoning?
He ate a 7yrs weener!
9.) Why don't negros like white people singing kumbaya?
They think they're going back to africa!
10.) What do you call 10 asians holding hands?
Chink link fence!
11.) there's a white man a blackman and a mexican sitting in a bar! Black man slams his colt 45 down throws the bottle in the air and shoots it. Black man says we have plenty of these back home. Mexican swigs his tequila throws it up and shoots it. Mexican says we have plenty of tequila back home. white man drinks his budweiser grabs the mexican threw him in the air and shoots him. white guy looks at the negro with a rope in his hand and says we have plenty of mexicans in california.
