Bernard, an old jewish man, wins the $30 million lottery. His friend excitedly asks him what he's going to do with the money.

"Well the FIRST thing I'm going to do," Bernard explains, "is buy a huge painting of Adolph Hitler to hang over the fireplace." His friend is utterly shocked. "Bernie, why the hell would you do such a thing?!? Don't you realize all the horrors created by that evil dictator against the jewish people? Why, you yourself were even in Auschwitz! How on earth could you glorify him in any way?"

"Well, I mean after all," shruggs Bernie as he pulls up his sleeve and points to his forearm. "He DID give me the winning number."

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