I heard some funny jokes the other day. Some of them you may have heard, but just for the ones you haven't yet here you go and I hope anyone that reads these enjoys and shares them. If you have more feel free to add...
Why do shower heads have 11 holes? Jews only have 10 fingers
How do you fit 100 Jews in a VW? 2 in the front seat, 3 in the back seat and the rest in the ashtray.
What's the difference between nigger dead in the road and a dog dead in the road? There are skid marks in front of the dog.
What's the most common pickup line in a gay bar? May I push your stool in?
Why'd the fag get fired from the sperm bank? They caught him drinking on the job
How do you hide money from a spic? Put it under a bar of soap
Why don't spics have Bar-B-Q's? The beans fall throughthe holes
A little black boy snuck into heaven and went up to a white boy and said, "Hey look I'm an angel." The white boy said "you dumb nigger your a bat...fuck off."
Why do more niggers die in the winter? They are easier to see in the snow
Why does California have so many earthquakes and N.Y. so many niggers? L.A. had first choice
What do dogs and Nikes have in common? They make niggers run fast
Whats the difference between a jew and a pizza?
The pizza doesnt scream when you put it in an oven!
Why do dogs lick their assholes? To get the taste of nigger out of their
Did you hear about the new black Barbie? She comes with 12 kids, AIDS and a welfare check.
What's the difference between a nigger and an orange? The orange is alive when you take it off the tree.
What's the difference between a nigger and a tire? A tire doesn't sing when you put chains on it.
Why did the nigger cross the road? Who cares why the hell is he out of the dan cotton field..
Whats the difference between a Jew and a Canoe? A canoe tips
Have you heard about the Jewish sports car? It not only can stop on a dime, but will pick it up too.
What happens when a Jew with an erection walks into the wall? He breaks his nose
Why do Jews have suh big noses? Air is free
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