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PART I

1) Lie about how big your dick is all the time, and about how many white women you fucked while their husbands were away at work. This way, you feel wanted by someone other than law enforcement.

2) Bounce as much as you can, bobble your head up & down and back & forth, and hold your crotch when you walk. Don't forget to lick your lips as much as possible.

3) Wear the largest clothes you can find. Wear you cap backwards or sideways. Wear a bandana underneath the cap if possible.

4) Screw as many fat negro sows as you can, this way Your illegitimate children help the mothers bleed the government dry, and you can lie to yourself about what a "playa you is".

5) Only drink malt liquor, Colt 45, or Thunderbird.

6)When you get pulled over and arrested for the trunkful of weed in your Sedan deVille, yell racism and racial profiling (even if the cop is black, he's an oreo). Make sure the Nation of Islam and the NAACP hear about your case. Don't forget the ACLU.

7) All negresses will allow their heathen children to run wild in stores and break things. When they want you to pay for the items, tell them, "you just want me to pay for that shit cuz I'm black. You'd let me go if I was white, muthafucka."

8) All negresses will converse with the black check-out clerks at the grocery store and hold up the line, especially when there's a lot of white folks behind you. Act like you can't find your money and hold up the line even further.

9) Talk about how much you hate white people with your buddies when soliciting downtown street corners, then lose all focus and hose your shorts when watching all the fine, white businesswomen walking past.

10) It doesn't matter how shitty your car is, put the biggest diameter rims on you can find, and the most expensive stereo system. Ride around in white neighborhoods at night and play rap music as loud as you can. We love the rattling trunk, we really, really do.

11) When you are at a street intersection when trying to find parking at you favorite black club, make sure you and your fellow negroes gridlock the intersection. We aren't really in a hurry to get anywhere, really we're not.

12) When going on a drive-by shooting always miss the target and hit an innocent bystander. Children are a plus.

13) Make the most annoying sounds when you laugh. Example: "KSSS SSSS SSSS SSSS!!" Scream out loud when beginning your laugh, "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHH, KSSSS SSSS SSSSS SSSS!!"

14) Talk as loud as you can whenever you can. Especially in libraries or theaters. Black women, this is a perfect time for you to chimp out on your "boo". Remember, white folks invented home video just because of you.

15) Black women, when going to the theater, wear the highest weave you can, and sit in front of some white people. Oh, this is the perfect time to call your homegirl if you can get reception to your cellphone.

16) When at fast-food resturaunts, hog up the front counter and take your time looking at the menu if you see white people behind you. Then, when giving your order, keep changing it around. If you work at a fast food place, take an excessively long time to get the order ready, especially for white people.

17) When at a check-out counter of any kind, try to bargain with the clerk on the price. If you can't lower the price, grab it and run.

18) Walk slow and purposely push and shove, then look at those people with disdain and smack your lips a lot.

19) When begging for money, act offended at white folks who only give you a dime or a "solid quattah" instead of a five dollar bill. This is a reasonable means to attack or mug them. When you get caught, state your reason as "dey wuz white." The media and the ACLU will come to your rescue, so don't sweat it.

20) Always whine about how the white man is keeping you down, and how you are owed slave reparations. Even though you've never been a slave and could never survive it because you're lazy.

21) Wear a lot of fake gold around your neck and fingers. Go to the dentist and get those rotten teeth replaced with gold implants. Go ahead, you know you're going to stiff the dentist. If he keeps harrassing you about the bill, call the NAACP.

22) Always talk on your cellphone when driving. Ignore red lights, ambulances, and fire trucks. If you hit someone, drive off.

23) Say stupid things like "YEEAAAAAAHHHHHH, BOOOOOOYYYYYYYYY!!!!" or "BEEEEYYYYOOOOOOTTCHHH!!!!!" Use ebonics so you don't have to sound intelligent like white folks.

24) Call the founding fathers racist slave owners so that public schools with names like 'George Washington High' or 'Thomas Jefferson High' are changed. Don't stop whining until every public school in America is named the following: 'Malcolm X High', 'Rosa Parks Middle School', 'Rodney King Elementary' and so on.

25) Burn down your own churches and cry racism. This way you can demand that the government build you a new church at taxpayers' expense, and they'll do it.

26) Spread sexually transmitted diseases (to white girls if possible) and obsessively use drugs.

27) Put your hand over your mouth and do your "human beat box" in public places so you can annoy the fuck out of everyone.

PART II

28) Use "muthafucka" a lot when speaking, end everything with "knowwhumsain?". In certain instances, you may end sentences with "...n' shit". Knowwhumsain?

29) When the police officer hands you a ticket, tell him it's because you're black. It had absolutely nothing to do with you running the red light moments before.

30) Park you car on a college campus and vandalize it. Be sure to spray swastikas and vulgarities on the car, then tell the police you are the victim of a hate crime. Even if you are not an instructor or a student, you'll still be able to sue the school. They'll cave in because you're black.

31) Stop in the middle of the street and get out of your car when you see a homeboy of yours sitting on a curb, leave the door open and walk over and talk to your "homie". Ignore the other drivers honking their horns, they're probably just white folks anyway.

32) ALWAYS walk down the middle of the street. Never move for any oncoming vehicles. When they honk, just give them a scowl and smack your lips a lot.

33) When in a grocery store or any other store, always block the isles, especially for white people. Never move your shopping cart, and never tell your heathen children to move out of the way. Whenever possible, act like you don't see the person trying to get past.

34) Negroes are very sexual (not in a good way). Fuck anyone or anything.... men, women, children, dogs..... if it has at least one hole, anything goes. Anything to get your freak on.

35) When your girlfriend turns you in for roasting her 2 year old son in the oven, tell the police the truth.... he broke your Playstation 2. Don't worry, it should work.... you're black, after all.

36) Black women MUST have at least five kids by at least three different negroes by the age of 21, or you aren't "keepin it real".

37) Black women do not need babysitters. Tuck your eight children into bed, go out to the clubs and get drunk and "freaked" by five or six negroes. When you return home at 8:45AM, you'll find that someone ratted you out to Child Protective Services. Blame it on your skin and say, "dey tryin' to take my kids cuz I black, dawg!!"

38) Hang around gas stations and beg white people for money. Intimidation is PLAN B if they refuse. Or, cry RACISM when they kick your ass.

39)Black check-out clerks must NEVER be polite or courteous to white customers, for ANY reason. Overcharge them and keep the change, and NEVER thank them as they're leaving, only give them a dirty look.

40) Blacks should strive for at least one prison term, so you can get your proper respect from your peers. They will think you are ignorant if you try to go to college, and will think less of you. They'll call you an "oreo".

41) To the negro, raping a white woman is the same as if she asked him to fuck her. Go tell your friends what a "playa you is".

42) When watching a black movie at the theater, it's okay to pull your pistol out and "bust caps" if you like the movie. If you aren't a suspect being led away, remind the media that they wouldn't be airing this incident if it were white people watching an Arnold Schwarzenegger movie. Make sure the cameras are rolling when you say it.

43) Always beg your family and friends for money, and always eat their food. Never pay them back or be there for them in their time of need.

44) If you somehow become rich, do NOT buy that Hummer or Mercedes Benz. No, no! Rule #1, get a white girl!! Find yourself a white girl with enough low self-esteem to be seen with a negro. Always have a white woman, no matter what she looks like.

45) To the rappers, always steal white musicians' music and integrate it into your mindless rap songs. They are too busy praising you to sue you.

46) Rappers should always remind people of how many times they've been shot and lived to tell about it (like we didn't notice them on our TV screens). This way, everyone will respect you even more. Remind everyone that rap music is "the only way out" of the 'hood and crime, as if you weren't still stealing cars, money, or drugs.

47) When cellmates ask you why you're locked up in prison, always say, "the white man put me up in here, he keepin' me down."

48) Always give white people that "hard" stare... squint your eyes and flex your lips. Breathe fast and hard, clench your fists when staring.

49) When you're being taped on COPS, always say, "whatchoo restin me fo, I ain't did nuffin!!" A liberal attourney will see you and come to your aid. Don't worry, the ACLU will pay for it.

50) Always sit as low as you can when driving. If your friends are following, make sure you all drive alongside each other so you can take up all the lanes. Drive under the minimum speed limit.

51) Lick your lips and rub your chin a lot in public places, so we know what a "playa" you really are. Make sure a lot of white girls see you doing this.

52) For no reason at all, blurt out "KEEPIN IT REEEEAAAALLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!" and "HHHHEEEEEYYYYYYLLLLLLLLLYYYEEEEAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!" You sound ignorant, but hey, they accept negroes these days.

53)Make up retarded names like ICE-T, ICE CUBE, Notorious B.I.G., and Tupac (Tupunk) to call yourselves. As if Tyrell, LeShawn, and Shenanae weren't retarded enough.

54) Take ebonics one step further and make up completely new words. Example: "Fo' shizzle" or "dat's da shizznit!!"

55) Most negroes should die violently by age 30 if they wish to have a legacy. Black women will grow old and teach their niglets lies about white people so they can carry on their practice of whining and recieving handouts, and so they can justify black-on-white crime.

PART III

56) Black pedestrians should cross intersections when the crossing sign clearly says WAIT. Walk slowly so you can hold up traffic.

57) Black mothers, you will undoubtedly lose a son or two (or all eight), as a result of being gunned down by a police officer during a struggle over the officer's gun. Chimp out in front of the cameras, lie about how your "baby" was a hardworking, loving, caring son.... even though his rap sheet was long enough to wallpaper the complete interior of your project dwelling, and no matter how many times he beat even your ass on certain occasions.

58) It is perfectly acceptable to gun down your best friend in a dispute over a crack whore, a piece of chicken, or even a quarter or dime. The more insignificant the item, the more justified it was to shoot him.

59) Watch only BET, MTV, or UPN. WB is not completely overrun by negroes yet, so it is not yet appropriate for viewing.

60) When two negroes are ready to fight each other, they should circle each other for approximately half an hour and tell each other how they are going to hurt each other. "We gonna strap, dawg!" or "do sumfin', muhfugga!"

61) Speaking of fights, never attack a white person in packs of less than five. Even women, since you'll need at least one nigger to hold each limb while one is raping her.

62) When black women chimp out, they should talk extremely loud and fast using excessive vulgarities, point a lot, and move their heads side to side and in a circular motion. Spitting while screaming is a plus.

63) Overexaggerate body language when speaking. The more you exaggerate, the more important you will feel.

64) Black women should greet all people like this: "HHHHEEEEEEEEEEEYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!" This excludes white people. When greeting them, give them a dirty look and smack your lips.

65) When being interrogated by the police for your crime, blame it on your lack of a father for a role model.... even though you supposedly know this is the reason why, and you commited crime anyway. Chances are, your father would've led you down the same road anyway.

66) Always struggle with the police during your arrest. This way you'll get your 15 minutes of fame on COPS or AMERICA's MOST WANTED.

67) The more a woman weighs, the sexier she is, black or white. 300lbs+ is what you should be looking for.

68)Black women should chew gum like a cow grazing on grass, smack a lot when you chew.

69) Smoke only menthol cigarettes.

70) Drink yourself into a drunken stupor and then beat your woman into a bloody pulp. Tell her "I'm sorry" and she will drop charges.

71) Have a separate "downlow" relationship with a black male, then go home to your baby's momma and transmit your newly aquired HIV virus to her.

72) Black singers (especially rappers) should promote crime and other thuggish activities in their music.

73) Black musicians should also promote the murder of white men and the raping of their women in their music. Whites will be charged with hate crimes if they do this, but for you, it's freedom of expression.

74) At work, sit around all day or hide in the restroom during your shift, then collect your check at the end of the week and complain that you should get more because you are the hardest working employee.

75) Upon release from prison, you should have read the Koran and be a devout Muslim. This further justifies your hate for the "white devil" and now leaves the door open for you to become an activist. This will allow you to publicly criticize the white man for your shortcomings and exempts you from hate crime legislation. Take a page out of Jesse Jackson's book and shakedown large corporations for money, threatening a discrimination lawsuit if they don't pay up.

76) A FUBU jumpsuit with a lot of fake gold around your neck and fingers is the equivalent of a white man in an Italian suit wearing a Rolex watch.

77) A negro, for the most part, either has a shitty car and a nice "crib" or a shitty home with a "pimp ride", never both. All finances are poured into one or the other.

78) The more sex partners a black woman has, the higher status she has with the negro.
79) For all the talk of black women hating white women (as like with the males), they should still try and look like them. Dress like they do, try and talk like they do, and process the kinks and knapps out of your hair and dye it blonde. Bleach your skin if you are excessively dark.

80) Use an excessive amount of cologne or perfume to hide your foul odor. Though the cologne stinks, it is an improvement over your funk.

PART IV

81) When failing an IQ test for a promotion or a job application, sue the employer. They will cave in because you're black, and from pressure from the NAACP.

82) Incidentally, when failing any military IQ test and you are put on the front lines in war, claim that the white men want to kill you because you're black.

83) Claim everything to your credit: Greek and Egyptian civilizations, inventions, and even claim that America was built on the backs of negroes.

84) Claim that whites put drugs in black neighborhoods to keep negroes down, or kill them, even though you chose to use those drugs if it WERE true.

85) Black politicians must NEVER speak of relevant issues. Instead, the main focus should be expanding affirmitive action, the need for slavery reparations, more hate crime legislation aimed against the white man, and the troubling fact that hurricanes are not given black names...."Hurricane Shenanae".

86) Blame white governments for creating hurricanes, tornadoes, and tsunamis in an attempt to kill blacks and other colored peoples.

87) As witnessed in New Orleans, negroes should ignore warnings to evacuate cities due to incoming natural disasters. When stranded, blame the president and white rescue teams for being racist and abandoning them, even though they were warned they could be on their own for an unknown period of time. Negroes should always wait for the government to do everything for them.

88) Keep up the claim that white women prefer negroes over white men, even though negroes will be the only ones to believe it. If you repeat the lie long enough, perhaps one day it will become the truth.

89) When police arrest someone in your neighborhoods, cry police brutality even though police are trying to subdue a doped-up negroe. When police stay out of your neighborhoods due to the high number of brutality complaints, cry racism and say the city government does not care about blacks.

90) Black mayors should always leave office with the city in or near bankruptcy. He should then boast about what a great job he did when indicted for corruption charges.

91) When black mayors fail their cities in emergencies such as natural catastrophies, always blame state or federal officials. Never blame yourself or other negroe city officials.

92) Black evangelists should become involved in race-related scams to sue police departments or the city (example: Al Sharpton in the Tawana Brawley case). They should also incite riots and then blame white people.

93) Black reverends should preach about doing the Lord's work, then preach about how evil the white man is. He should also attempt to have sex with every negress in the congregation, married or not.

94) Black muslims should claim that white governments attack their own countries to blame muslims or minorities for terrorism, such as the claim that whites flew the jets into the twin towers on 9/11 by remote control. And more recently, the claim that whites blew up the New Orleans levees to drown the negroes. It is absurd, but the negro will believe it.

95) Black movies should have stupid names such as "How Stella Got Her Groove Back", "Love Jones", and "Hustle and Flow".

96) When a black convict is scheduled for execution on a certain day, stage mass protests outside the prison. Do not take into account the victims' families, most or all are white, anyway. These protests should be attended by Jesse Jackson, Al Sharpton, Danny Glover, the NAACP, the Black Panthers, Louis Farrahkan and the Nation of Islam, and wiggers. Degenerate and violent behavior is accepted in this peaceful protest. Claim that the convict is a victim of the white justice system.

97) Any blacks who were evacuated from their cities for any emergency should never be thankful. If you get a sandwich or MREs, complain that they are cold. If you get a cot to sleep on, complain that it is not a waterbed. Negroes should trash and vandalize the hotels and facilities they are staying in, and should attempt to rape or rob any volunteers or residents of that city.

98) Negroes should constantly whine about being held back and being poor, even though they have multiple gold teeth, a cellphone and jewlery, and are wearing FUBU or FILA jumpsuits and three hundred dollar sneakers. Claim that the white man has you "locked up in the ghetto".

99) Negroes should justify looting by saying they were hungry and looking for food, even though you cannot eat a 40" television set.

100) Claim that the AIDS virus was developed in the white man's laboratories, engineered to wipe out the negro race..... even while knowing that the negro in Africa created it through his "special affection" for the African green monkey.

PART V

101) In racially mixed neighborhoods (black & white), negroes should vandalize their homes and paint racial slurs on it. For added effect, they should burn their front yards and throw charred wood on top of the area to add the effect of a cross burning. Blame the whites and say they want to drive you out of the neighborhoods and cry in front of the news cameras, "OOOOOOOOOOOOHH, LAWD!!! Look what dey done did to mah crib....er....mah home!!!".

102) Negresses should kill their children, then blame the govenment for failing them and all blacks by not giving them enough welfare funds to properly care for the children. Lie about a medical condition, if possible.

103) The dumbest of the negro women speak far worse than any of your typical negroes, and can make one word sound like two. For instance, when a negro is accused of a crime, he may say, "I didn't do nothin'". The dumb negress would would say "Ah dih-in't do nuh-in!!" and smack her lips a lot.

104) Mispronounce words. Example: worse=(more) worser, worst=worsest, Buick=Byrrick (stress the "r").

105) When in agreement with someone, a negress should respond "oooooooooohh, chile, ain' dat da troof!" or "mmmmmmmmm-hmmmmmmmmm! Ah'm sayin'!".

106) When the male negro is in agreement with someone, he should reply "true dat, mah nigga" or "right on, bruh".

107) Protest for years to enact affirmitive action, political correctness, and to further hate crime legislation to outlaw anyone from calling you a nigger. Then, turn around and call each other niggers.

108) Every negro should have an alternate "street name" to go by, such as "Cornbread" or "T-Bone".

109) Negroes should kill each other in gang wars over their "turf", actually owned by some old rich Jew.

110) When your negro child shits in the wrong place during potty training, beat him to death or into a coma.

111) Never replace a burnt out headlight on your vehicle, just drive around with your brights on and blind everyone. Justify it by saying they should be able to hear you coming anyway from the bass out of the speakers.

112) Justify all crimes you've commited by blaming white people for holding you back, that they wouldn't let you earn an honest living or live a decent life (as if you really tried).

113) When they get your order wrong at the drive through, argue with the manager that you should get your money back AND keep the food. When you do not get your way, wait for the manager to leave work and try to run her over.

114) When you hit someone crossing the street, drive home with him sticking halfway out of your windshield, and later tell the police you didn't know what to do.... like call them in the first place.

115) Negroes should always be loud in public places, and always try to cut in line at movie theaters, convenience stores, and resturaunts and then pick a fight with someone when they say something. When the manager has to kick you out of the store, spit at him.

116) For teenage negresses who are afraid of telling their mothers they are pregnant (some are actually too stupid to tell or in denial), have the child and then abandon it in a trash dumpster, or sell him for a bag of crack cocaine.

PART VI

117. Celebrate your false heroes such as Martin Luther King, Jr., and show a false sense of unity with your fellow negroes. The very next day, return to your true ways and kill, rob, and rape each other. Indeed, niggers hate niggers, too.

118. Become a contestant on AMERICAN IDOL and gain your short-lived fame. In time, the media will expose your deviant and criminal past.

119. Any negress booted off of AMERICAN IDOL due to her untalented, shrill voice will consequently bash and slander the show's judges in typical negro fashion, making a bigger ass of herself than she did in auditions. She should claim that she will make it to the top of the music world someday, and they will regret throwing her off the show. Wearing a blonde wig is a plus.

120. At black funerals, negresses will lose all control and fall all over everyone, and scream at the top of their lungs, "WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH LAWD TAKEMETAKEMETAKEME LAWD PLEEEEEZE TAKE ME OOOOOOOOOHHH LAWD JEEEEZUS TAKE ME!!!!!" (This truly happens, I have witnessed it)
121. It is no secret that negroes love to commit insurance fraud of all kinds. Run out in the street to an oncoming vehicle and bump it as it passes. Fall over and act injured, and later sue the vehicle owner. Make sure your victim is white, negroes usually live below the poverty level, never have insurance, and usually drive off after hitting someone.

122. Negroes operating a motor vehicle should slam on the brakes purposely to cause an accident, and then act injured. Again, the victim should be white, and again, you will sue.

123. Negresses should wear maternity dresses and strap on a cut-open basketball half underneath as if to show pregnancy. Walk into the department store of choice and shoplift until no more items can be carried. Watch for cameras, employees, and security guards.

124. Eat at expensive resturaunts. Eat everything on the plate except for an extremely small chunk of food. Complain to the waiter that you now feel ill as a result of the food, and demand that they give you the meal for free. Threaten to call the health department and the NAACP.

125. Claim that white people smell like wet dogs, even though negroes smell like shit (literally, in some cases). Due to negro stupidity and ignorance, you do not realize that wiggers are not counted as white people- they go the extra mile to be black....this includes stench and sex with beasts (negroes).

126. Drink yourself into a drunken stupor and go to work driving a school bus, endangering childrens' and motorists' lives.

127. Negroes should stalk neighborhood parks and prey on children (preferably little white girls). Snatch one walking by your van and rape him/her at gunpoint or knifepoint. Tell them you'll kill their parents if they tell the police.

128. Hold all-black events, such as the NAACP Black Achievement Awards. When you find out about all-white events, cry racism and threaten a discrimination lawsuit. Demand that the hosts of these events publicly apologize to the negro community and donate to an all-black charity.

129. When a negress feels she made a mistake by having a child, it is acceptable for her to kill him, sell him for drugs, or abandon him at a shopping mall or random street corner. If the grandmother is alive, it is acceptable to burden her with the child while you disappear for years at a time.

130. Black postal workers should always deliver mail to the wrong addresses. If the home has a door mail slot, never push the mail completely through, instead leaving it hanging halfway out of the slot.

131. Join a mob of twenty to thirty negroes to randomly pick out one white person and attack him, and to stomp him to death for no reason. Today's politically correct laws ensure that you will not be charged with a hate crime.

132. Negroes should always pronounce their names to sound exotic. For instance, if a negress is named Jackie, she should introduce herself this way: "How yaw durrin, mah name is Jackaaaayyy", stressing the "ie" to sound like "ay".

133. When negroes' vehicles break down, they should push it down the street, backing up traffic for miles. Never push the car to the side of the road or call a tow truck.

134. Negresses must dress like the lowest of prostitutes to attract even the lowly negro male.

135. Brag about how much better life would be in Africa, even though you've never been there, and despite the fact that even African niggers look down on you.

136) When a nigger slaughters its mate, it is acceptable for the nigger to hack the carcass into pieces and grill the bodyparts on a barbeque pit in an attempt to avoid capture.

137) When a nigger is arrested, tried, and convicted of a murder, its family should never accept any wrongdoing on the nigger's part. They should make excuses for the niggers actions, such as "he be havin' a rough chilehood" or "Arongelo nebbah had a daddy". The shegroid mammy should deny everything in front of the news cameras, "cain't nahh muhfugga tells me mah Arongelo do dis to dat white devil, mah boy inn-o-cent! He a good chile!"

138) Whenever losing in an argument to a white person, niggers should always switch to the usual nigger insults and lies: "honkeys be smellin' like wet dog", "fucks you, hunkey", and of course, "yo momma". Internet niggers should post pornography images and the usual "muh dik" messages.

139) Niggers should covet the thug lifestyle. Act, look, and talk like a thug. When the police begin profiling the thug nigger, it should cry racism and police brutality.

140) Nigger 911 operators should never take calls seriously. They should always give them the typical nigger attitude and ebonics, and never send the police out to the scene. If questioned, the nigger should say that the call sounded like a prank call.

141) Niggers should get high and then call 911 to report a false emergency, taking police officers, paramedics, and firefighters away from real emergencies. When the niggers are arrested, they should cry racism.

142) Niggers always find God (or Allah) in the days before conviction for a crime. When finally being released from prison, they leave God and their Bible behind, opting to return to their niggerish ways of robbery, rape, and murder.

143) When niggers are arrested for assaulting or murdering someone, they should always lie and say, "he call me a nigger".

144) When nigger comedians are onstage exploiting niggerdom and TNB for comedic purposes, niggers should laugh and clap their hands loudly, rocking back and forth violently in their seats while emitting those annoying "KSSS SSSS SSSS SSSS" and "KEEK KEEK KEEK" sounds. When a white man says the same thing, niggers should become furious and cry racism. They should demand endless written and public apologies while threatening citywide riots and violence. Niggers should try to ruin the career of the white man in question.

145) Niggers should carjack people, and always murder the victim. When the nigger is questioned upon capture, it will be asked why it murdered the victim. The nigger should respond, "I needs a cah to git 'cross town, an I ain' hab no bus fare. Dis ho din't wanna gib up da wheels."


It is believed that data was compiled by Clatsop County Commissioner Scott Lee of Astoria, Oregon. But if not, good job whoever brings this information to good white people!
Swaz
I think I posted this a while back but it's still worth reading. What is noteworthy is the Supreme Court Case of 1948 in Brown Vs. The Board of Education mandating the integration of white schools. Perhaps in the beginning they DID want an education as evidenced by Eisenhower calling out the 101st Airborne Division so a dozen blacks could attend Little Rock High School in Arkansas. Then in the 1970's came busing and the whole system turned to shit. This article explains blacks and their goddamn Rap-HipHop culture better than I ever could. They take their education for granted and basically don't give a shit, and in the process make it impossible for white students to learn. Blacks students falling behind? The government throws billions at the problem without addressing the real issue: The vast majority of inner city blacks or School Districts where they are the majority could care less about knowledge or education. Throwing money at them isn't going to change their inner chimp one bit.




What is it Like to Teach Black Students?


by Christopher Jackson

Until recently I taught at a predominantly black high school in a southeastern state.

The mainstream press gives a hint of what conditions are like in black schools, but only a hint. Expressions that journalists use like “chaotic” or “poor learning environment” or “lack of discipline” do not capture what really happens. There is nothing like the day-to-day experience of teaching Black children and that is what I will try to convey.

One of the most immediately striking things about my students was that so many of them were were loud. They had little conception of ordinary decorum. It was not unusual for five students to be screaming at
me at once.

It did no good to try to quiet them and white women were particularly inept at trying. I sat in on one woman’s class as she begged the children to pipe down.They just yelled louder so their voices would carry over hers.

So many of them seemed to have no conception of waiting for an appropriate time to say something. They would get ideas in their heads and
simply had to shout them out. I might be leading a discussion on government and suddenly be interrupted: “We gotta get more Democrats! Clinton, she good!” The student may seem content with that
outburst but two minutes later, he would suddenly start yelling again: “Clinton good!”

It was not uncommon for 15 boys to swagger into a classroom,
bouncing their shoulders and jiving back. They were yelling back and forth, rapping 15 different sets of words in the same harsh, rasping dialect.
The words were almost invariably a childish form of boasting: “Who got
dem shine rim, who got dem shine shoe, who got dem shine grill (gold and silver dental caps)?” The amateur rapper often ends with a claim—in the crudest terms imaginable—that all womankind is sexually devoted to him. For whatever reason, many of my students would often groan instead of saying a particular word, as in, “She suck dat aaahhhh (think of a long
grinding groan), she f**k dat aaaahhhh, she lick dat aaaahhh.”

So many black girls dance in the hall, in the classroom, on the chairs, next to the chairs, under the chairs, everywhere. Once I had to take a
call on my cell phone and stepped outside of class. I was away about two
minutes but when I got back, girls had lined up at the front of the
classroom and were convulsing to the delight of the boys.

Blacks, overall, are the most directly critical people I have ever met: “Dat shirt stupid. Yo’ kid a bastard. Yo’ lips big.” Unlike whites, who tread gingerly around the subject of race, Blacks can be brutally to the point. Once, I needed to send a student to the office to deliver a message. I
asked for volunteers, and suddenly you would think my classroom was a bastion of civic engagement. Thirty hands shot into the air. I picked a light-skinned boy to deliver the message. One very dark student was indignant: “You pick da half-breed.” And immediately other Blacks take up the cry, and half a dozen are screaming, “He half-breed.”

For decades, the country has been lamenting the poor academic performance of Blacks and there is much to lament. There is no question
that many Blacks come to school with a serious handicap that is not their fault. At home they have learned a dialect that is almost a different language. They not only mispronounce words; their grammar is so often wrong. When a Black wants to ask, “Where is the bathroom?” he may actually say “Whar da badroom be?” Grammatically, this is the equivalent
of “Where the bathroom is?” And this is the way they speak in high school.
Students write the way they speak, so this is the language that shows up in
written assignments.

It is true that some whites face a similar handicap. They speak with what I would call a “country” accent that is hard to reproduce but results in
sentences such as “I’m gonna gemme a Coke.” Some of these country whites had to learn correct pronunciation and usage. The difference is that most whites overcome this handicap and learn to
speak correctly; many Blacks do not.

Most of the Blacks I taught simply had no interest in academic subjects. I
taught history, and students would often say they didn’t want to do an assignment or they didn’t like history because it was all about white people. Of course, this was “diversity” history, in which every cowboy’s Black cook got a special page on how he contributed to winning the
West, but Black children still found it inadequate. So I would throw up my
hands and assign them a project on a real, historical black person. My favorite was Marcus Garvey. They had never heard of him, and I would tell them to research him but most of them never did. They didn’t care and they didn’t want to do any work.

Anyone who teaches Blacks soon learns that they have a completely different view of government from whites. Once I decided to have students write about one thing the government should do to improve
America. I gave this question to three classes totaling about 100 students,
approximately 80 of whom were Black. My white students came back with
generally conservative ideas. “We need to cut off people who don’t work,”
was the most common suggestion. Nearly every Black gave a variation on
the theme of “We need more government services.”

My students had only the vaguest notion of who pays for government
services. For them, it was like a magical piggy bank that never goes empty. One Black girl was exhorting the class on the need for more social services and I kept trying to explain that people, real live people, are taxed for the money to pay for those services. “Yeah, it come
from whites,” she finally said. “They stingy anyway.”

“Many Black people make over $50,000 dollars a year and you would
also be taking away from your own people,” I said.

She had an answer to that: “Dey half breed.” The class agreed. I let the
subject drop.

Many Black girls are perfectly happy to be welfare queens. On career day, one girl explained to the class that she was going to have lots of children and get fat checks from the government. No one in the class seemed to have any objection to this career choice.

Surprising attitudes can come out in class discussion. We were talking about the crimes committed in the aftermath of Hurricane Katrina and I brought up the rape of a young girl in the bathroom of the Superdome. A majority of my students believed this was a horrible crime but a few took it lightly. One Black boy spoke up without raising his hand: “Dat no big deal. They thought they is gonna die so they figured they have some fun. Dey jus’ wanna have a fun time; you know what I’m sayin’?” A few Black heads nodded in agreement.

My department head once asked all the teachers to get a response from all
students to the following question: “Do you think it is okay to break the law if it will benefit you greatly?” By then, I had been teaching for a while and was not surprised by answers that left a young, liberal, white woman colleague aghast. “Yeah” was the favorite answer. As one student explained, “Get dat green.”

How the world looks to Blacks One point on which most Blacks agree
is that everything is “racis’.” This is one message of liberalism they have
absorbed completely. Did you do your homework? “Na, homework racis’.”
Why did you get an F on the test? “Test racis’.”

I was trying to teach a unit on British philosophers and the first thing the students appeared to care about Bentham, Hobbes, and Locke was “Dey all white! Where da black philosophers’?” I tried to explain there were no Blacks in eighteenth century Britain. You can probably guess what they said to that: “Dat racis’!” One student accused me of deliberately failing him on a test because I didn’t like Black people.

“Do you think I really hate Black people?”
“Yeah.”
“Have I done anything to make youfeel this way? How do you know?”
“You just do.”
“Why do you say that?”

He just smirked, looked out the window, and sucked air through his teeth.
Perhaps this was a regional thing, but the Blacks often sucked air through their teeth as a wordless expression of disdain or hostility.

My students were sometimes unable to see the world except through the lens of their own blackness. I had a class that was host to a German exchange student. One day he put on a Power Point presentation with famous German landmarks as well as his school and family.

From time to time during the presentation,Blacks would scream, “Where da
Black folk?!” The exasperated German tried to explain that there
were no black people where he lived in Germany. The students did not believe him. I told them Germany is in Europe, where white people are from, and Africa is where Black people are from. They insisted that the German student was racist and deliberately refused to associate
with Blacks.

Blacks are keenly interested in their own racial characteristics. I have
learned, for example, that some blacks have “good hair.” Good hair is black
parlance for black-white hybrid hair. Apparently, it is less kinky, easier to
style, and considered more attractive. Blacks are also proud of light skin.
Imagine two black students shouting insults across the room. One is dark
and slim, the other light and obese. The dark one begins the exchange: “You fat, Ridario!” Ridario smiles, doesn’t deign to look at his detractor, shakes his head like a wobbling top, and says, “You wish you light skinned.” They could go on like this, repeating the same insults over and over.

My Black students had nothing but contempt for Hispanic immigrants. They
would vent their feelings so crudely that our department strongly advised us never to talk about immigration in class in case the principal or some outsider might overhear.

Whites were “racis’,” of course, but they thought of us at least as Americans. Not the Mexicans. Blacks have a certain, not necessarily hostile understanding of white people. They know how whites act, and it is clear they believe whites are smart and are good at organizing things. At the same time, they probably suspect whites are just putting on an act when they talk about equality, as if it is all a sham that makes it easier for
whites to control Blacks. Blacks want a bigger piece of the American pie. I’m convinced that if it were up to them they would give whites a considerably smaller piece than whites get now, but they would give us something. They wouldn’t give Mexicans anything.

What about Black boys and white girls? No one is supposed to notice this or talk about it but it is glaringly obvious: Black boys are obsessed with white
girls. I’ve witnessed the following drama countless times. A Black boy saunters up to a white girl. The cocky black dances around her, not really in a menacing way. It’s more a shuffle than a threat. As he bobs and
shuffles he asks, “When you gonna go wit’ me?”

There are two kinds of reply. The more confident white girl gets annoyed, looks away from the Black and shouts, “I don’t wanna go out with you!” The more demure girl will look at her feet and mumble a polite excuse but ultimately say no.

There is only one response from the Black boy: “You racis’.” Many girls—all
too many—actually feel guilty because they do not want to date Blacks. Most white girls at my school stayed away from Blacks, but a few, particularly the ones who were addicted to drugs, fell in with them.

There is something else that is striking about Blacks. So many of them seem to have no sense of romance, of falling in love. What brings men and women together is sex, pure and simple, and there is a crude openness about this. There are many degenerate whites, of course, but some of my white students were capable of real devotion and tenderness, emotions that
seemed absent from most Blacks—especially the boys.

Black schools are violent and the few whites who are too poor to escape
are caught in the storm. The violence is astonishing, not so much that it happens, but the atmosphere in which it happens. Blacks can be smiling, seemingly perfectly content with what they are doing, having a good time, and then, suddenly start fighting. It’s uncanny. Not long ago, I was walking through the halls and a group of Black boys were walking in front of me. All of a sudden they started fighting with another group in the hallway.

Blacks are extraordinarily quick to take offense. Once I accidentally scuffed
a Black boy’s white sneaker with my shoe. He immediately rubbed his body
up against mine and threatened to attack me. I stepped outside the class and had a security guard escort the student to the office. It was unusual for students to threaten teachers physically this way, but among themselves, they were quick to fight for similar reasons.

The real victims are the unfortunate whites caught in this. They are always
in danger and their educations suffer. White weaklings are particularly susceptible, but mostly to petty violence. They may be slapped or get a couple of kicks when they are trying to open a bottom locker. Typically, Blacks save the hard, serious violence for each other.

There was a lot of promiscuous sex among my students and this led to
violence. Black girls were constantly fighting over Black boys. It was not uncommon to see two girls literally ripping each other’s hair out with a police officer in the middle trying to break up the fight. The Black boy they were fighting over would be standing by with a smile, enjoying the show he had created. For reasons I cannot explain, boys seldom fought over girls.

Pregnancy was common among the Blacks, though many Black girls were
so fat I could not tell the difference. I don’t know how many girls got abortions, but when they had the baby they usually stayed in school and had their own parents look after the child. The school did not offer daycare.

Aside from the police officers constantly on campus, security guards are everywhere in Black schools—we had one on every hall. They also sat in on unruly classes and escorted students to the office. They were unarmed but worked closely with the three city police officers who were constantly on duty.

There was a lot of drug dealing at my school. This was a way to make a fair amount of money but it also gave boys power over girls who wanted drugs. An addicted girl—Black or white—became the plaything of anyone who could get her drugs.

One of my students was a notorious drug dealer. Everyone knew it. He was
19 years old and in eleventh grade. Once he got a score of three out of 100 on a test. He had been locked up four times since he was 13.

One day, I asked him, “Why do you come to school?”

He wouldn’t answer. He just looked out the window, smiled, and sucked air
through his teeth. His friend Yidarius ventured an explanation: “He get dat
green and get dem females.”

“What is the green?” I asked. “Money or dope?” “Both,” said Yidarius with a smile.

A very fat student interrupted from across the room: “We get dat lunch,” Mr. Jackson. “We gotta get dat lunch and brickfuss.” He means the free breakfast and lunch poor students get every day. “Nigga, we know’d you be lovin’ brickfuss!” shouts another student.

Some readers may believe that I have drawn a cruel caricature of Black
students. After all, according to official figures some 85 percent of them graduate.It would be instructive to know how many of those scraped by with barely a C- record. They go from grade to grade and they finally get their diplomas because there is so much pressure on teachers to push them through. It saves money to move them along, the school looks good and the teachers look good.

Many of these children should have been failed but the system would crack under their weight if they were all held back.

How did my experiences make me feel about Blacks? Ultimately, I lost
sympathy for them. In so many ways they seem to make their own beds.
There they were in an integrationist’s fantasy—in the same classroom with
white students, eating the same lunch, using the same bathrooms, listening to the same teachers—and yet the Blacks fail while the whites pass.

One tragic outcome among whites who have been teaching for too long
is that it can engender something close to hatred. One teacher I knew gave up fast food—not for health reasons but because where he lived, most fast-food workers were black. He had enough of Blacks on the job. This was an extreme example, but years of frustration can take their toll. Many of my white colleagues with any experience were well on their way to that state of mind.

There is an unutterable secret among teachers: Almost all realize that Blacks do not respond to traditional white instruction. Does that put the lie to environmentalism? Not at all. It is what brings about endless, pointless innovation that is supposed to bring Blacks up to the white level. The solution is more diversity, or put more generally, the solution is "change."
Change is an almost holy word in education, and you can fail a million times as long as you keep changing. That is why liberals keep revamping the curriculum and the way it is taught.

For example, teachers are told that Blacks need hands-on instruction and more group work. Teachers are told that Blacks are more vocal and do not learn through reading and lectures. The implication is that they have certain traits that lend themselves to a different kind of teaching.

Whites have learned a certain way for centuries but it just doesn’t work with
Blacks. Of course, this implies racial differences but if pressed, most liberal
teachers would say different racial learning styles come from some indefinable cultural characteristic unique to Blacks. Therefore, schools must change, America must change. But into what? How do you turn quantum physics into hands-on instruction or group work? No one knows, but we must keep changing until we find something that works.

Public school has certainly changed since anyone reading this was a student. I have a friend who teaches elementary school and she tells me that every week the students get a new diversity lesson, shipped in fresh from some bureaucrat’s office in Washington or the state capital. She showed me the materials for one week: a large poster, about the size of a forty-two inch flat-screen television. It shows a diverse group—I mean
diverse: handicapped, Muslim, Jewish, effeminate, poor, rich, brown, slightly brown, yellow, etc.—sitting at a table, smiling gaily, accomplishing some undefined task. The poster comes with a sheet of questions the teacher is supposed to ask. One might be: “These kids sure look different, but they look happy. Can you tell me which one in the picture is an American?”

Some eight-year-old, mired in ignorance, will point to a white child like
himself. “That one.”

The teacher reads from the answer, conveniently printed along with the
question. “No, Billy, all these children are Americans. They are just as American as you.”

This is what happens at predominately white, middle-class, elementary schools everywhere. Elementary school teachers love All of the Colors of the Race, by award-winning children’s poet Arnold Adoff.

These are some of the lines they read
to the children: “Mama is chocolate …
Daddy is vanilla … Me (sic) is better …
It is a new color. It is a new flavor. For
love. Sometimes blackness seems too
black for me, and whiteness is too sickly
pale; and I wish everyone were golden.
Remember: long ago before people
moved and migrated, and mixed and
matched … there was one people: one
color, one race. The colors are flowing
from what was before me to what will
be after. All the colors.”

Teaching as a career

It may come as a surprise after what I have written, but my experiences have given me a deep appreciation for teaching as a career. It offers a stable, middle-class life but comes with the capacity to make real differences in the lives of children. In our modern, atomized world,
children often have very little communication with adults—especially, or even, with their parents—so there is potential for a real transaction between pupil and teacher, disciple and master.

A rewarding relationship can grow up between an interested student and his teacher. I have stayed in my classroom with a group of students
discussing ideas and playing chess until the janitor kicked us out. I was the
old gentleman, imparting my history, culture, personal loves and triumphs,
defeats and failures to young kinsman. Sometimes I fancied myself Tyrtaeus, the Spartan poet, who counseled the youth to honor and loyalty. I never had this kind intimacy with a Black student, and I know of no other white teacher who did.

Teaching can be fun. For a certain kind of person it is exhilarating to map
out battles on chalkboards, and teach heroism. It is rewarding to challenge
liberal prejudices, to leave my mark on these children, but what I aimed for with my white students I could never achieve with most Blacks.

There is a kind of child whose look can melt your heart: some working-class castaway, in and out of foster homes, often abused, who is nevertheless almost an angel. Your heart melts for these children,
this refuse of the modern world.

Many white students possess a certain innocence. Try as I might, I could not get theBlacks to care one bit about Beethoven or Sherman’s march to the sea, or Tyrtaeus, or Oswald Spengler, or even liberals like John Rawls, or their own history. Most of them cared about nothing I tried to teach them. When this goes on year after year, it chokes the soul out of a teacher, destroys his pathos, and sends him guiltily searching for The Bell Curve on the Internet.

Blacks break down the intimacy that can be achieved in the classroom, and
leave you convinced that that intimacy is really a form of kinship. Without
intending to, they destroy what is most beautiful—whether it be your belief in human equality, your daughter’s innocence, or even the state of the hallway.

Just last year I read on the bathroom stall the words “F**k Whitey.” Not two feet away, on the same stall, was a small swastika.

The National Council for the Social Studies, the leading authority on social
science education in the United States, urges teachers to inculcate such values as equality of opportunity, individual property rights, and a democratic form of government. Even if teachers could inculcate this milquetoast ideology into whites, liberalism is doomed because so many non-whites are not receptive to education of any kind beyond the merest
basics.

It is impossible to get them to care about such abstractions as property rights or democratic citizenship. They do not see much further than
the fact that you live in a big house and “we in da pro-jek.” Of course, there are a few loutish whites who will never think past their next meal and a few sensitive Blacks for whom anything is possible,but no society takes on the characteristics of its exceptions.

Once I asked my students, “What do you think of the Constitution?” “It white,” one slouching Black rang out. The class began to laugh. And I
caught myself laughing along with them, laughing while Pompeii’s volcano simmers, while the barbarians swell around the Palatine, while the country I love, and the job I love, and the community I love become dimmer by the day.

I read a book by an expatriate Rhodesian who visited Zimbabwe not
too many years ago. Traveling with a companion, she stopped at a store along the highway. A black man materialized next to her car window. “Job, boss, (I)work good, boss,” he pleaded. “You give job.”

“What happened to your old job?” the expatriate white asked. The man replied in the straightforward manner of his race: “We drove out the whites. No more jobs. You give job.”

At some level, my students understand the same thing. One day I asked
the bored, Black faces staring back at me. “What would happen if all the
white people in America disappeared tomorrow?”

“We screwed,” a young, pitch-black boy screamed back. The rest of the
blacks laughed.

I have had children tell me to my face as they struggled with an assignment. “I cain’t do dis,” Mr. Jackson. “I black.”

The point is that human beings are not always rational. It is in the Black man’s interest to have whites in Zimbabwe but he drives them out and starves. Most whites do not think Black Americans could ever do anything so irrational. They see Blacks on television smiling, fighting evil whites, embodying white values. But the real Black is not on television, and you pull your purse closer when you see him, and you lock the car doors when he swaggers by with his pants hanging down almost to his knees.

I have been in parent-teacher conferences that broke my heart: the child
pleading with his parents to take him out of school; the parents convinced
their child’s fears are groundless. If you love your child, show her you care— not by giving her fancy vacations or a car, but making her innocent years safe and happy. Give her the gift of a not-heavily black school.

Mr. Jackson now teaches at a majority- white school.


FOLLOW-UP:

White teacher sues because of racial abuse and wins. 2006 / Bill O'Reily
www.youtube.com/watch?v=99cw-wdHUwA


Mindy Stokes, Lesbian Queen Bee of the Feminist Studies Department at Clatsop Community College in Astoria, Oregon, as well as an Andrea Dworkin fellow for her book, "Mama Baby Mama", a bio about creating a half-nigger child in a laboratory, has called this piece, "Pure propaganda". She also stated, "It's a shame that people of color are depicted in such a false, racist and homophobic light". This comes from a woman who lives in a county where 90 percent of the residents are white. When asked what was "homophobic" about Mr. Jackson's piece, she stated that, "Racism and homophobia are interchangeable".