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Auntie Enmity clears up your confusion about lies, media, and race….

Dear Auntie Enmity:
There’s this guy at work and he’s soooooo hot and he keeps asking me out. He dresses real well and he can dance and stuff. All I my friends tell me I should date him, but my parents would get mad if they found because they’re all prejudiced because he’s black. Should I go out with him just to piss my parents off? They’re so stupid because they voted for Romney and they need to be punished.
Signed, Curious in Cleveland

Dear Cleveland:
Or rather should I say Dear Deceased. I say go ahead and see exactly how wonderful Bojangles the Dancing Nigger really is after you have to drive him around in the car your parents gave you, pay for everything, and end up getting hooked on drugs and gang-raped by his friends. Once your prissy little white ass gets pregnant and then dumped by the well-dressed simian, no one will want to touch you and you’ll have no choice but to date niggers the rest of your short and miserable life. Poverty, violence, STD’s, arrests and an untimely horrible death are in your future - young lady - as well as that of your stupid Mudshark friends. Go ahead and fuck all the niggers you like, just don’t come whining to me when your life goes all to shit!
Signed, Auntie

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