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I was googling around trying to find some old footage from the 70's of some people who made a swastika cake and had a Hitler birthday party. Well I couldn't find the footage but I did find dozens of references to a couple in New Jersey who named their kid Adolf Hitler and every time they tried to get him a birthday cake the store wouldn't do it. No Hitler, no swastika, fuck you.

Well then Wallmart said, sure, whatever, we'll do it. And on the kid's third birthday they got what they wanted.

Enter CHILD PROTECTIVE SERVICES. Hitler? Swastika? Cake? We gotta take that kid away! AND THE FUCKERS DID! So now the poor kid is in limbo because all these libfucks made a stink about some cake and got the Government involved.

I'm not putting up any links because if you Google it you'll find dozens of entries all critical of the parents. You know if the kid was named Karl Marx or Stalin people would be jumping with joy to make a commie cake. Fuckers.



On a funnier note I won a bet about seven years ago today when I bet a friend I could convince people on the street I was a Jew from a rooftop. We were sitting up there drinking beer and to all the guys walking below I started shouting that they had no respect for God and to cover their heads. In no time I had pissed-off guys on the street angrily yelling at me, "What are you a fucking Jew?" I laughed and won the bet. Little did the guys below know it was Hitler's birthday.
Swaz
CLATSOP COUNTY COMMISSIONER SCOTT LEE OF ASTORIA OREGON IS NOT A JEW NOR IS HE AN ASSHOLE WITH HIS LOWER COLUMBIA DIVERSITY PROJECT. THIS IS NOT HIS VOICE STATING THAT HE HEARD SOMEONE SAY HE WAS A JEW AND AN ASSHOLE. ANY INFERENCES THAT HE IS A JEW ARE ENTIRELY MISLEADING AND ANY INFERENCES THAT HE IS AN ASSHOLE ARE ENTIRELY COINCIDENTAL. I DID NOT WRITE THIS. ANY INFERENCES THAT I WROTE THAT SCOTT LEE WAS A CHEAP JEW ASSHOLE WILL BE DEALT WITH HARSHLY. I NEVER WROTE THIS. IF SCOTT LEE SAYS I WROTE THIS HE IS JUST BEING A CHEAP JEW ASSHOLE. I NEVER WROTE THAT EITHER.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a-dcXPFXKgY
Swaz
Demi Moore has been out of the news since her very public break-up with Ashton Kutcher, but heads are reeling in Hollywood today after Moore, 49, had the audacity to touch a Rabbi with her filthy Gentile hand. CCTV in a Hasidic apartment building aparently caught Moore attempt the Gentile courtesy of a handshake when all hell broke loose.

"JEW-TOUCHER!! JEW-TOUCHER!!" Was screamed at her by Hasidic neighbors as she fled the scene for her Limousine. Moore's publicist was barraged with inquiries as to why she would do something so offensive to international Jewry. Moore's publicist stated that "Ms. Moore has no comment at this time".

CCTV footage of the incident here:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GEFSGOCRpko&featur...
Tags: Demi, Moore, Touches, A, Jew, Gets, Yelled, At
Swaz
The news had to come-out sooner or later, and today the scientific community is reeling in the wake of the revelation that Einstein was a Jew. Physics students at colleges and universities around the world were seen to be crying, tearing up their books or throwing them in the garbage.

The International Body of Physical Studies at Princeton University was forced to admit to the world that they knew Einstein was a Jew all along. But this admission came too late for several students who had either jumped from bridges or swallowed poison. One student left a suicide note saying, "My academic carreer was a waste. Einstein was a fucking Jew?"

Dr. Michio Kaku and Dr. Neil deGrasse Tyson both world famous physicists and best-selling authors, issued no statements, but there were sightings of them wandering aimlessly in their bathrobes saying things like, "The wormhole is bullshit?" and bookings of both on a variety of television programs were cancelled when calls went unanswered. Dr. Stephen Hawking, another world-famous physicist and best-selling author who is noted for his confinement to a futuristic wheel chair repeated over and over with his famous computerized voice, "Disconnect me. Disconnect me."

Meanwhile Abe Foxman, president of the Jewish Anti-Defamation League of B'nai B'rith attempted to calm fear and confusion by stating, "Einstein wasn't Jewish, he was Swiss". However this only enraged the Swiss population who went on unprecedented arson and vandalism attacks against Jews in Switzerland.

To repeat: Einstein was a Jew. A sad day for the world.
Tags: Einstein, Was, A, Jew?
Swaz
Jews just never will get it. They just can't seem to fathom how anyone could have any animosity towards them for the shit they pull. Let's forget Israel, their banking practices, their holocaust movie of the month fetish, forget everything about them. What differentiates "God's chosen people" between the rest of us? They are G_DDAMN ANNOYING.

They just can't understand how anyone would find any objection when, on your way to a juice-bar, some fat Jew bitch shoves a megaphone siren in your face because the owner said something logical like, "Jews a fucking annoying" or something else easily demonstrable.

Everyone in this video has no clue why they are so angry. Everyone is saying, "Chill out", "Peace" etc. to the Jewess and her Jew-Shnaz boyfriend (who tries to endear himself to the gentiles by saying "fuck you" a lot) until one chick has the gall to insult the Jewess's shoes. Then she get's rammed with the megaphone, knocked to the pavement and laughed at. If she then got up and busted the bitch in the chops, you KNOW SHE WOULD GET A HATE-CRIME CHARGE. Incidentally, these are the fine folks from the Jewish Defense League (JDL).

Final conclusion: They are too self-absorbed to to realize how they may be perceived. Also, don't drink juice when there are Jews around.

Video here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bsc-UM4j4QI&featur...


Scott Lee of the Lower Columbia Annoying Jew Diversity Project (LCAJDP), in a rebuttal to this video stated, "Jews are not obnoxious in any way. Swaz has again shown that he objects to free speech while exercising his own".
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