I was googling around trying to find some old footage from the 70's of some people who made a swastika cake and had a Hitler birthday party. Well I couldn't find the footage but I did find dozens of references to a couple in New Jersey who named their kid Adolf Hitler and every time they tried to get him a birthday cake the store wouldn't do it. No Hitler, no swastika, fuck you.
Well then Wallmart said, sure, whatever, we'll do it. And on the kid's third birthday they got what they wanted.
Enter CHILD PROTECTIVE SERVICES. Hitler? Swastika? Cake? We gotta take that kid away! AND THE FUCKERS DID! So now the poor kid is in limbo because all these libfucks made a stink about some cake and got the Government involved.
I'm not putting up any links because if you Google it you'll find dozens of entries all critical of the parents. You know if the kid was named Karl Marx or Stalin people would be jumping with joy to make a commie cake. Fuckers.
On a funnier note I won a bet about seven years ago today when I bet a friend I could convince people on the street I was a Jew from a rooftop. We were sitting up there drinking beer and to all the guys walking below I started shouting that they had no respect for God and to cover their heads. In no time I had pissed-off guys on the street angrily yelling at me, "What are you a fucking Jew?" I laughed and won the bet. Little did the guys below know it was Hitler's birthday.
